The flames and smoke climbed out of every window / And disappeared with everything that you held dear / You shed not a single tear for the things that you didn't need / 'Cause you knew you were finally free
Stephen Colbert deconstructs the meaning of One Direction’s lyrics
First of all, great dating advice. Remember girls, low self-esteem: very attractive to men. Guys, always go for the low hanging fruit, okay? Easy pickings.
I like to play this game with guys at school
I take this picture and show it to them
and then I ask: Dont you think this chick has a good ass?
99% of the time they answer with yes
and then I show them this
Let me tell you, there are alot more gay guys in my school now
A Directioner Dad finding out that all of One Direction followed him on Twitter
