Stephen Colbert deconstructs the meaning of One Direction’s lyrics
First of all, great dating advice. Remember girls, low self-esteem: very attractive to men. Guys, always go for the low hanging fruit, okay? Easy pickings.
I like to play this game with guys at school
I take this picture and show it to them
and then I ask: Dont you think this chick has a good ass?
99% of the time they answer with yes
and then I show them this
Let me tell you, there are alot more gay guys in my school now
A Directioner Dad finding out that all of One Direction followed him on Twitter
|husband:||why are you crying|
|husband:||why tell me|
|me:||because i HAD A BLOG ABOUT YOU WHEN I WAS YOUNGER AND I NEVER THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD COME US BEING TOGETHER AND OMG BRB FANGIRLING HI GIVE ME UR AUTOGRAPH RIGHT NOW SO I CAN POST IT ON MY BLOG YEAH I STILL HAVE THE BLOG OMG CAN I POST OUR MARRIAGE PHOTOS ON MY BLOG TOO UGH MY FOLLOWERS WOULD LOVE THAT|